She said what's it like, life on the road, livin so wild and free

And don't you think when the nights get cold, you'd like to hold somebody like me

I said darlin if I was just half my age, I'm to old to be in school

And I wouldn't hurt your little feelin's for the world, but I got blue jeans older than you

Chorus: And I'm too damn old and your to young to be havin this conversation

And if there's one thing I know that I don't need it's a jailhouse relation...

A lotta things goes through a grown man's mind when a pretty girl talks that'a way

A whole lotta things that a man might think, but only one thing to say

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Well she talked and she talked, I said I gotta go and no I won't buy you a beer

A whole lot of things 'bout girls I don't know, but one thing is perfectly clear

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Bridge: This life is full trials and troubles and everything happens to me

So if you really wanta make me happy girl, get yourself a picture I.D.

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