Planet Her

She burns the bacon that I bring home

My brush is hairy and my razor’s gone

My t-shirts and boxers, too

Sometimes I swear I’m gonna come unglued

She shrugs her shoulders and she throws me a smile

Guess I’ll get used to it after a while

It’s been a year since we tied the knot

She drives me crazy but I love her a lot

A dozen roses and a bottle of wine

Another bitty diamond to make her shine

I’m the luckiest man on earth

I got my own piece of heaven here on planet her

Now my closets are a sight to see

Reset the stations on my t.v.

A dozen bottles on the bathroom sink

Redecorated in blue and pink

My friends all laugh and ask me why I stay

She makes it up to me in other ways

It’s been a year since we tied the knot

She drives me crazy but I love her a lot

A dozen roses and a bottle of wine

Another bitty diamond to make her shine

I’m the luckiest man on earth

I got my own piece of heaven here on planet her

I got my own piece of heaven here on planet her